Actual Name of the product "How to Train your Dragon's Pussy: The Hidden Orifices"
This scaly fire breathing beast surely hides more treasure than gold in her secretive cave, but only those brave enough to tame her may gain access! So tell me brave adventurer, do you have what it takes to Train your Dragon's Pussy?
Observe her strong legs and such a shapely tail. Her menacing presence disguises a certain coyness and curiosity about her. Will your boldness beckon her to polish your spear? So huge it must take all night for such a task, but fret not for ye shall have plenty of time...
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