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Dickle Rick! Pickle Scientist Dildo
Dickle Rick! Pickle Scientist Dildo
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Dickle Rick! Pickle Scientist Dildo
I'm going to need you to take Dickle Rick and stick him WAY up inside there Mhorty, put him WAY up inside there as far as he can fit!
R: Hey Mhooooorty!! I'm Dickle RHIIICK!! I turned myself into a Dickle Mhooorty!
M: Ummm Rhick, why did you turn yourself into a Dickle?
R: Because *burp Mhorty, I've been doing tests Mhorty and it turns out that you're dying Mhoorty... you're *burp dying. And the only way to save your life is for you to lick my testicles when I'm a salty and sour Dickle *burp Mhorty..
M: Wait Rhick, I don't understand h-h-how can I be dying??!?!
R: Mhorty, quick I don't have time to *burp explain but you have to lick my testicles Mhorty, you have to lick my testicles. It has to be warm saliva and it has to be delivered fresh Mhorty.
M: Ok Rhick... I'll do it I'll lick you sour testicles.
R: Oh yeah Mhooorty!! That's it, that's the *burp spot! Quick I don't think it's working! You'll have to jack me off too Mhorty!
M: (feverishly licking) Ughg k Rhlick
R: It's working Mhorty! It's working!
(Back to the Future theme plays)
M: Haha yeah Rhick, you did it Rhick! You saved my life!
R: No Mhorty we did it, we saved your life...
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
A full refund can be given at any point until your order is manufactured. A restocking fee of 10% will be deducted from canceled orders that are manufactured but not yet shipped out.
If an order is incorrect upon receiving, it may be returned or replaced but only if the product is still in the sealed plastic bag it was shipped with. We cannot accept returns on an item once it has been removed from the sealed plastic bag it was shipped in.
